You were watching the big game and you wanted the underdog to win.
You always root for the underdog. That's why you never win March Madness.
Let's just say gambling was legal in your fine state. But you know it's not. And you would never do anything illegal. But if it were you would play one of those pool games where you get numbers for both teams and then wait until the end of each quarter to see if your numbers match the score.
Let's just say the game gets to be to much to watch cause your team is losing. So you clean up the mess from the nachos and guacomole, get your daughter in the shower while giving your son a hair cut and then get your son in the shower while getting your daughter in clean jammies, then get your son in his clean jams and give him his breathing treatment. Your kids are now ready for bed, so you start sweeping the floor and notice that the game is in the 4th quarter and there is only a minute left. You are amazed because the underdog is now winning! You are upset because the other team has the ball and enough time to score. You start rooting for the defense to stop the drive until you realize that if the other team puts 7 points on the board you win the football pool.
I imagine the last 60 seconds would be tortore for you. Do you want the money? Or the fan glory?
Ok, now what would you do with the money? Would you pay for Masters swimming? Or your kids soccer?
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