So I'm walking into Sam's club Wednesday afternoon.
The young lady checking the club cards was very pregnant.
So I ask - "When are you due?"
Sam's Club Lady - "The beginning of May"
I say - "Oh, congratulations you look really good."
SCL then said - "How old are your children or are those your grandchildren?"
Grandchildren. How old do I look?! I have never considered plastic surgery or even botox but I had a brief flash and considered it. For just a short moment. Ok, yes, I actually am old enough to be a grandma but, but, UGH! ....
I politely said they were my kids, smiled and walked away.